Zombie Universe 2/Transcript

''SCENE: The Woods. Present. Three kids, the Leader, the Squealer, and the Sword Guy, are pacing in a circle of leaves.

The Sword Guy: Ugh, there's no good places around here!

The Leader: (straightens his glasses) We should find some place soon. This is Zombie territory, the Horde'll be on us any moment.

The Squealer: Let's move out!

(From behind a tree, a Zombie moves out growling. All three kids draw their swords.

The Leader, The Squealer, The Sword Guy: Zombie!

The Leader: Back to the treehouse!

(All three kids turn around and run with their weapons down the hill. The Leader stops when he sees another Zombie crawling up from the ditch.)

The Leader: Another one! Go back! (He looks at another approaching Zombie) Another one! (He runs, between two Zombies, and looks frantically around) What are we gonna do?

(The Squealer and the Sword Guy face off against a Zombie, who growls at them until the Sword Guy stabs it in the head and it vanishes)

The Squealer: It's gone! (She looks over in the Leader's direction)

(The Leader is fighting another Zombie. It slaps away his machete and his wrist knife, and then bears down on him, overpowering him and viciously maiming him. The Squealer looks over him)

The Squealer: Logan!

The Sword Guy: Logan!

(The Squealer stabs the Zombie that attacked the Leader and it collapses, dying. While the Squealer and the Sword Guy are occupied with that, the Leader gets up in a zombified state, growling. He sits up, catching the attention of his teammates)

The Squealer: Logan! You're up! (The Leader growls) But...it's not Logan...

(The Leader chases the Squealer and the Sword Guy into the entrance to the woods. The Squealer stabs him, and he collapses on the ground, dead)

The Squealer: This has been a really bad day. Eh.

(Banjo music plays as the Squealer and the Sword Guy walk off into the distance, toward a large house)