Zombie Universe (film)/Transcript

''SCENE: A Treehouse. Present. Three kids, the Leader, the Squealer, and the Sword Guy, are sitting in the treehouse doing their respective activies: The Leader sharpens his machetes, the Sword Guy works with his sword, and the Squealer keeps the treehouse clean with a scrubber.

The Leader: Have you guys heard about the kid who used to live here?

The Squealer: (looks up) What about him?

The Sword Guy: I heard he's a zombie now!

The Squealer: Ooh, when did he get stung?

The Leader: About six months ago, I heard. But some say he still comes down here at night.

(Outside the window of the treehouse, a zombie spots the kids and growls)

The Leader: And then, he comes up behind you, and he gets you right in the back! (He produces his wrist knife at the Squealer, and she screams. The Leader puts the knife back in and laughs with the Sword Guy)

The Leader: Come on, guys. There's no zombie here. Or is there...?

(That night, everyone is sleeping when the Leader shakes in his sleep. The zombie is outside the window, and the Leader produces his knife to ward it off. But the zombie isn't really there, and the Leader dismisses it as a dream and goes back to sleep)

(The next morning, the Leader wakes up)

The Leader: Oh, it was just a dream, scared myself for that stupid... (The Leader looks down at scratch marks in the window, but then looks away and begins banging his swords together) All right, everybody up! Everybody up! (Thr Sword Guy hits the Squealer on her backside to wake her up) We gotta find a new camp. Let's go! (The Leader jumps out of the treehouse, and then the Sword Guy. Finally, the Squealer jumps) Come on, we gotta go! (The kids run off into the distance)